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Well, for the first time in over 500 years, it looks like the UK has been hit by a snow blizzard. Time to rejoice in the 1 inch of snow?


Not quite. Not if you happen to be English. The whole goddamn country is in a full-blown panic about the conditions. Now look, Winter is cold, in most countries anyway. And snow happens to be cold, like most countries. But snow is also fun to be in, not like most countries. :C

There's nothing funnier than seeing kids slip over on the sidewalk from the ice. _{Unless they happen to be adults. Then it gets better.}


Also, isn't everyone fed up with hearing about Tiger Woods already? The soccer, I mean, golf player obviously fucked up in a load of places, but for people who can control their sexuality, people like us, aren't really interested in what hooker he paid on what night. Don't you think he's got other things to worry about right now?

I mean, his clubs may be confiscated. ohnoez o:

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I was actually planning on posting this back in July, as is the time of year when the TV is boxed up with shitty Christmas commercials that show about as much originality as a Mary Sue. But I've only just got round to it. :c



anyway

Ah, my least favorite time of the year has come again. Christmas used to be fun, many years ago when the world wasn't such a bad place, back when everything looked (and was) bigger and better. I think the last time I saw snow was back in 1998. :U

Coming up next: Easter Journal.


tl;dr

Why does Christmas have to be so fucking expensive?


Oh, and I had to buy myself a new sub. Being a regular member for 12 minutes immediately reminded me of why I upgraded in the first place.

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EDIT: btw, it's ~Eight8Eight's birthday. Go and piss him off for a while.

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BELLA CHEATS ON EDWARD AFTER ASKING HIM TO MAKE HER A VAMPIRE SO THEY CAN LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER. Then for some reason, decides that her ovaries lie with Edward after hooking up with a wolf. So they get married and have a daughter.


For a story described as 'Different and Imaginative', that's a fucking predictable clichéd ending. I know these only by the group of hookers (aka, city teenage girls) that were partying on the bus a few nights ago. :C

Of course, I could be wrong. But the way I see it, there's too much teen drama nowadays, so some smartass author decided to take that setting and add vampires. And look! For some reason it becomes popular with our nation of idiots. C'mon, Mrs Meyer, surely you've got a better imagination than this.



I don't know what's worse; Twilight, or those market telephoners that always call you at the most inappropriate time.

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Ever find it funny when someone comes up with an inventive new nickname for you at work? Ever had it done by the people you work for?

Either I'm getting to be famous at the Ministry, or I'm doing something wrong that I don't know about. Cos everyone's given me a new nickname. Aptly, they all call me either Los Angeles or LA for short. That's almost not weird. 0:



But then. Some of the soldiers are so intrigued by my strange nationality that they want to talk to me. And shake my hand and be nice to me.


What do I do? I'm not used to people being nice to me.


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And what should Ruri's outfit be?

I'd post this up as a poll, but let's face it, I'd give some answers that only I enjoy and someone always comes up with something better that isn't on the list later on. So.


Ready.


Set.


GO




And also, what are you doing for the yearly celebration of when Witches discovered that children taste pretty good and bony? I think I'll just fill all my candy with foreign objects before I give them out. ahem, I mean THROW them out.

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